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1.Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!? 2.Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow? Should I nudge you or call you? 3.(Check female's shirt tag).... Just as I thought, made in heaven! 4.Were your parents Greek gods? Because it takes two gods to make a goddess. 5.Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? 6.Nice to meet you, I'm (your name) and you are...gorgeous! 7.Your name is Sandra, huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really, what time? 8.Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot 9.Have you seen (any movie)? Would you like to? 10.My face is leaving in 10 minutes... are you gonna be on it or not? 11.Screw me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen? 12.Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some? 13.If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me? 14.I'm new in town, could I get directions to your place? 15.Miss, if you've lost your virginity, could I have the box it came in? 16.Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you! 17.Do you sleep on your front? Do you mind if I do? 18.If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? 19.Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No, huh...So you want to go somewhere and talk? 20.That's a nice shirt...could I talk you out of it? 21.(Female at the copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Mind if I help? 22.That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I. 23.Hey baby, you want to see something swell? 24.Hi, I'm conducting a feel test to see how many women here have pierced nipples.... 25.Are you religious? Cause I'm the answer to all your prayers! 26.I love every bone in your body...especially mine. 27.(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings. 28.Pardon me, are you in heat?! 29.Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here. 30.You know, I never was to good at math...like if I put you and I together, I'd get 69. 31.You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls. 32.You know the more I drink, the prettier you get! 34.Can I borrow a quarter? Cause my mom told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams. 35.Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 36.You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square? 37.Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons! 38.Your face or mine? 39.Hey, here's the word for the day: legs. Whatdya say we go upstairs and spread the word?! 40.Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! 41.Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag! 42.Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs. 43.Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? 44.Make a calling card that says...Smile if you want to sleep with me! Then watch your victim try to hold back her smile. 45.Hi, my name's Chris, how do you like me so far? 46.Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between the two of us. 47.Hey baby! Wanna go get some pizza and screw? What you don't like pizza? 48.She: (to passing man) Do you have the time? : Him: Do you have the energy? 49.Bond. James Bond. 50.You know, I'd really love to screw your brains out, but it appears someone has already beaten me to it. 51.You look like the type of girl who has heard every line in the book. So, what's one more? 52.Her: What do you think of this (dress, sweater, blouse, etc.): Him: I like nothing better. 53.Walk up to a lady at a social gathering (party, club, etc.) and simply ask, "are you ready to go home now? 54.You know, I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I've got more of something else. 55.At the dinner table, if you eat together, pick up the bread and ask, "Wanna roll?" 56.You know, you've got the prettiest teeth I've ever dreamed of coming across. 57.That's a really nice smile you've got, shame that's not all you are wearing. 58.Think you can dance in those shoes? 59.OK, you can stand next to me as long as you don't talk about the heat 60.Ask girl if she likes jewelry. Then grab your nuts and say, "Then suck this, it's a gem!" 61.You're 'No Parking' right? Just trying to guess your sign. 62.Why don't you surprise your room-mate/parents and not go home tonight? 63.Good-looking waitress pouring a drink: Say when! : Guy: As soon as I finish this drink. 64.Lie down. I think I love you. 65.What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that? 66.I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little. 67.If I weren't so romantic, I'd shoot you. 68.My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love. 69.My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place. 70.Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed together? 71.I know a great way to burn off the calories from that pastry you just ate. 72.Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body? 73.Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets in side out....) Would you like to? 74.You know I really am James Bond's body double. 75.Stand back, I'm a doctor! You go get an ambulance and I'll loosen her clothes. 76.If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. 77.I think I could fall madly in bed with you. 78.Hey baby, wanna play carnival? That's where you sit on my face and I guess your age and weight. 79.You: Tickle your ass with a feather? Her: What?! You: I said 'Particular nice weather?� 80.Hey baby, wanna play train conductor? OK. You sit on my face and I'll chew, chew, chew! (choo!) 81.Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat. 82.Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out! 83.Oh, you're a bird watcher.... (Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you take this for a swallow? 84.Stand back, I'm a police officer! You go call for backup and I'll frisk her! 85.Do you have a library card? Good, cause I wanna check you out! 86.Your warm eyes melt the iciness of my heart. 87.(At church during a sermon) (Put your arm around your gal...) Honey, I don't know where he is.... (Motioning to the preacher) but I do know I'm here with you. 88.Baby, you look better and better each day...and tonight, you look like tomorrow! 89.Here's a quarter.... Call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight! 90.Hey baby, you smell, let's take a shower together! 91.Baby you with those curves and me with no brakes! Mmmmm! 92.Hey baby, whatdya say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!? 93.I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands. 94.Can I borrow a quarter? [Why?] Cuz I wanna call your mom and thank her! 95.You're so hot, you melt the plastic in my underwear! 96.Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take/eat what I want! 97.Let's go back to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway! 98.My name is Chris. Just remember that, so you'll know what to scream later. 99.Nice shoes. Wanna f*ck? 100.f*ck me if I'm wrong but isn't your name ****? | ||||||||||||||||
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1.Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? 2.I like every bone in your body...especially mine. 3.(Grabbing her ass) Excuse me, is this seat taken? 4.Let's go to my place and do all the things that I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 5.I see that the flat tax doesn't apply to you. 6.Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? You want to go upstairs and talk? 7.Hi Monica...you want to sit on my staff? 8.There's a party in my pants and you're invited. 9.Wanna dance? No? I'm sorry you must have misunderstood me. I said you look fat in those pants. 10.I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours? 11.How do you like your eggs in the morning? How about fertilized? 12.Hey baby, you want to see something swell? 13.Hi. I only have 3 months to live. 14.Is it hot in here or is it just you? 15.Do you know what would look good on me? You. 16.Your dad must be a baker...cuz baby, you got nice buns. 17.Can I borrow a quarter?...I want to call your mom and thank her. 18.(Guy rings door with rose in hand) I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you really are. 19.Your dad must be a drug dealer...cuz baby, you're dope. 20.My name's Chris, that's so you'll know what to scream. 21.Inflation isn't the only thing going up around here. 22.What's your name, so I'll know who I'll be dreaming about tonight. 23.If your not doing anything qith your lips, how would you like to talk to me? 24.It's not the heat, it's not the humidity, it's you. 25.I suppose you've heard all the pick-up liness haven't you? 26.Excuse me, didn't we spend a week in the Bahamas together? 27.Are you the one? 28.Is the sun shining that brightly, or I am I blinded by your beauty? 29.So, how many years in a row were you the beauty queen? 30.Please talk to me for just a few minutes, it's good for me to be seen with a beautiful woman. | Here are some more pick up lines | ||||||||||||||||
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